Bullet Train (2022)
4/10
The Guy Ritchie store called...
27 September 2022
..and they want it all back. Even Brad Pitt. Seriously, not that bad a movie for directorial debut, could have been edited down to a great Am Ex commercial, but jeez it was just two hours of being bludgeoned by every Guy Ritchie trope, like being in a Blockbuster and having that section collapse on you, while you're pinned there with the VHS tapes still slowly teetering off the top shelf and pelting you in the face: Snatch "ow!'" Revolver "ow!" RocknRolla "ow!" , Lock Stock and Two Smoking "ows!".

And boy, Sandra Bullock really phoned it in on this one. I have to admit I had a pretty good time though for the first 30 odd minutes while my popcorn lasted but I had to duck out early after they halfway mark.
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