4/10
The Latest Bland Pure Flix Movie
13 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Love on the Rock is David A. R. White's latest attempt to play the action-comedy movie card... and unfortunately, it falls flat, White plays a retired, widowed Chicago cop who is quietly retired in Greece. But when a vile containing a chemical that can cure all diseases falls into his hands, its up to him and his new lady companion to stop the vile from falling into "GENERIC EVIL BUSINESS CORPORATION's" hands. While White has played the stoic, badass hero in several of his own movies, this is pretty much his first attempt at a more comical action character... and It shows, many of the quips and attempts at humor just totally miss.

The Story (as I just laid out) is just as by the numbers as you would expect, but probably the worst part is the MESSAGE. Jeff Fahey plays a pastor who mentors White for the Christian parts of the movie, and His argument is: Man cannot be trusted so take the Vile and make sure NO-ONE finds it, I find that to be the stupidest advice ever!

Anyways: if you are one of the "All Hollywood movies are of the Devil" type of people but doesn't want to spend a Sunday afternoon watching God's Not Dead for the 10th time, Then perhaps you would like to check out Love on the Rock.
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