I began watching this movie (but could NOT finish it) because of the title and some of the cast. Some. The others I had no idea who they are, still don't.
This movie is told mainly by a macho voice over. The male lead is an over the top (WAY over) macho guy. He's sadly laughable.
The opening scene is in a cemetery which for tells how bad the makeup is going to be. It's laughable. Again, sadly, everyone looks as if they were made up by a mortician's assistant - who's going to be fired on Friday. And you get to see a lot of it because this director loves his close ups. Close ups of faces and boobs. Yep. A classy movie. Not.
And the music is loud. Not good and and loud. Just loud.
This is one of those movies that has some excellent actors in it - why they attached themselves to this project, I have no idea. I'm just glad I cut my losses.
Now that I think about it, 2 stars are too many. Going down to one.
As always - make your own decision, but this is soooooooo bad.
This movie is told mainly by a macho voice over. The male lead is an over the top (WAY over) macho guy. He's sadly laughable.
The opening scene is in a cemetery which for tells how bad the makeup is going to be. It's laughable. Again, sadly, everyone looks as if they were made up by a mortician's assistant - who's going to be fired on Friday. And you get to see a lot of it because this director loves his close ups. Close ups of faces and boobs. Yep. A classy movie. Not.
And the music is loud. Not good and and loud. Just loud.
This is one of those movies that has some excellent actors in it - why they attached themselves to this project, I have no idea. I'm just glad I cut my losses.
Now that I think about it, 2 stars are too many. Going down to one.
As always - make your own decision, but this is soooooooo bad.