OK, in all fairness, I am 1 hour 28 minutes into it and Laurie has just had her first encounter with "Michael", but I had to type this because I just realized that this is supposed to be a parody. Good lord, I thought this was just a terrible terrible movie where nothing at all happens but is trying to pass itself off as an actual good movie, but when the DJ's tongue gets cut off and lands on the record, causing it to skip? It hit me ... This was meant to be a trick, not a treat!
I should have known when, in the previous movies, Laurie was a super paranoid recluse living in the woods and preparing for Michael's return -- yet this time around, after Michael has escaped the mob from the only marginally better Halloween Kills and killed her daughter, Laurie has now decided to "just move on" and live in the suburbs. Yeah ... It goes all downhill from there.
I should have known when, in the previous movies, Laurie was a super paranoid recluse living in the woods and preparing for Michael's return -- yet this time around, after Michael has escaped the mob from the only marginally better Halloween Kills and killed her daughter, Laurie has now decided to "just move on" and live in the suburbs. Yeah ... It goes all downhill from there.