Without doubt the most atrocious film ever.
The "lead man", whoever he is cannot act his way out of a paper bag, the script is truly dreadful, verging on the illiterate and the direction is just comical in its direness.
Don't know when it was made but it's just so dated it looks like the camera work and sexual attitudes of the 1970s.
It goes from one dreadful sex scene to another, rather in the vein of a second rate porno made by a trainee floor manager.
There's some involvement with the Royal Navy, they must have died of embarrassment by now.
It said the release date was 2015, it must have been hidden for years since being made as everything is so dated, both in looks, history, attitudes.
The really awful thing too is that just when you hope and pray it's finished, it's hasn't, it goes bloody on.
Can only assume the director never worked again,please god!
Just don't waste three hours on this, it's AWFUL!
The "lead man", whoever he is cannot act his way out of a paper bag, the script is truly dreadful, verging on the illiterate and the direction is just comical in its direness.
Don't know when it was made but it's just so dated it looks like the camera work and sexual attitudes of the 1970s.
It goes from one dreadful sex scene to another, rather in the vein of a second rate porno made by a trainee floor manager.
There's some involvement with the Royal Navy, they must have died of embarrassment by now.
It said the release date was 2015, it must have been hidden for years since being made as everything is so dated, both in looks, history, attitudes.
The really awful thing too is that just when you hope and pray it's finished, it's hasn't, it goes bloody on.
Can only assume the director never worked again,please god!
Just don't waste three hours on this, it's AWFUL!