Hard to believe that this film actually got made, to be honest.
Paul Barber - Denzil from Only Fools - must be desperate for money, but surely there must be better work than this?
There's Patsy Kensit, whose replacement top set of teeth are SO big they actually change the shape of her face, and make her struggle with speech.
There's some lump pretending to be a police inspector with lips pumped up so much she looks like she's purely there to add a comedic element. Makes me think of a sink plunger. She too really struggles to get coherent words out and her ginormous rear end, sad to say, restricts her getting in and out of police vehicles.
Then there's the godawful 'song' playing all through the film. Repetitive, mindless nonsense. And the allusion to a sequel!! 🤦
To top it all off there's 75 year old Stephanie Beacham as a police chief!
If this film is really the best we Brits can do we seriously want to give up now!
Paul Barber - Denzil from Only Fools - must be desperate for money, but surely there must be better work than this?
There's Patsy Kensit, whose replacement top set of teeth are SO big they actually change the shape of her face, and make her struggle with speech.
There's some lump pretending to be a police inspector with lips pumped up so much she looks like she's purely there to add a comedic element. Makes me think of a sink plunger. She too really struggles to get coherent words out and her ginormous rear end, sad to say, restricts her getting in and out of police vehicles.
Then there's the godawful 'song' playing all through the film. Repetitive, mindless nonsense. And the allusion to a sequel!! 🤦
To top it all off there's 75 year old Stephanie Beacham as a police chief!
If this film is really the best we Brits can do we seriously want to give up now!