No pun intended - actually no apple at all in this one. But since the title itself is a pun, I just had to go there ... to the beginning sort of. If you are a fan of slasher movies you may not even care ... though the movie does try to please you, with kills, nudity and a story that has some twists (maybe even surprising ones for you?) ... but if you feel this is the worst horror movie you've seen: congratulations! I have seen way worse and it seems you have avoided those.
All kidding aside, there are some saving graces - like the fact the actors can act .. even if it does not seem necessary most of the time. Also seeing Erica Cerra, whom you may know from other stuff is quite a nice touch ... though to end on a pun, don't expect to touch her ... not that she is untouchable ... or is she? I'll end it here - the silliness can be seen in the movie too .. maybe not as much "fun"
All kidding aside, there are some saving graces - like the fact the actors can act .. even if it does not seem necessary most of the time. Also seeing Erica Cerra, whom you may know from other stuff is quite a nice touch ... though to end on a pun, don't expect to touch her ... not that she is untouchable ... or is she? I'll end it here - the silliness can be seen in the movie too .. maybe not as much "fun"