Tin & Tina (2023)
1/10
Utter trash
30 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I disliked this from the very start, giving it two stars about halfway through before downgrading it to one star. It's pig swill and the director shouldn't be allowed near a studio again.

Why though? Here are some notes I made:

Unoriginal: Adopted children get taken from an orphanage and end up evil. Oooooo, someone give them a prize for that amazing concept that hasn't been done loads of times before. Leave off orphans you plebs.

Terrible dubbing: The dubbing is APPALLING. Everyone sounds like they have learning difficulties.

Insult to religion: I'm not overly religious but this insults religious people as much as it insults orphans.

Stupid nuns: The nuns are pathetic mind warped 2D parodies of actual people who may or may not (unreliable narrator) physically abuse the children.

Dumb parents: The freakish kids kill the family dog, tie up the mum and then nearly drown the baby. Thankfully the stupid parents get rid of the brats after the last one. The father is a mouth breather and couldn't possibly be an airline pilot.

Annoying children not helped to fit in: At best these kids are mentally ill victims of child abuse. I don't know also why they dress so weird in the film. Any normal parents would help them to blend in.

Just becomes boring and weird after the kids leave: When they kids leave the film gets dull. Also the guy gets on fire after being struck by lightning. What?

The ending: What absolute spoon wrote this bilge? Why in the name of all that is good and proper would you ever take those kids back?

It's pathetic and as I said, the writer and directors should never work again. At the end of the day the characters aren't real but these people "making films" shouldn't be allowed to.
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