Let's first say good job on most graphics. That about covers the good thing to say about the game. Where to even begin on the rest of the game? Well, the story wasn't entirely bad but the games main focus of being over the top stupid; pushing past boundaries of sanity and then running down that hole seems to sum up the mindset of this game and how it was put together. No real character development. However, the game decided to really go deep into developing the really idiotic eli story of playing fake war with other idiots who are all adults acting like 8 year olds. It's like you must fry your brain on acid for a minimum of 1 decade to even fully understand what they were thinking the whole game development. Vehicles that rip themselves apart after going over a bump. Being thrown like a ragdoll threw a windshield after a collision going 10 mph. Even using the games own cheat to restore your vehicle it only restores hit points and doesn't restore the look of the vehicle. Door and hood are still missing from running over a pothole. You do lengthy missions that reward you almost nothing. If you literally just stand still and do nothing for 10 seconds so you can collect what your empire pays you; you will earn what the mission that takes 30 minutes pays you. Then is bounce your body off of towers and things in a wingsuit so you can plant something on it as you crush your body to death being a retard. Well, you don't die in the game because that would follow logic and what happens every time you use a wingsuit and crash into things in real life. It's whole design is just so stupid and needlessly over the top like gat out of hell that they have destroyed their own game like fools. Now we begin to see into the mindset of a spoiled privileged psychopath who cannot see that spending so much time and money building something to instantly destroy it is foolish. They are not capable because they are to narcissistic to care or even see an issue with what they are doing. Now that trying to understand their mindset is covered let's get back to more game issues. It's decided that the team needs a base and not an apartment...check. But instead of you remodeling the base, improving the base, designing the base...no it's magically done for you after completing a mission. However, you get trinkets and other stupid things as you play and you can place meaningless stupid junk in set places inside your base and a couple spots outside your base. What fool decided that placing junk instead of slowing growing and upgrading your empire was the better choice? Why collect vehicles and upgrade them when 99% of the time the game forces you to use whatever vehicle they want you to use for a mission. Right..brain fried on drugs now let's use the mind of a teenager and now it's clear that upgrading and spending 200 thousand on a vehicle to just drive around in makes sense. The game with it's current graphics could be great, but someone else who is capable will have to be put in charge of development. You can't fix stupid. How about you make this game with real characters and then really develop each of their stories with a really talented writer not some loser that's a yes man to Hollywoods whimsical foolishness. Then gets some talented developers to make it great. Where what your working for actually matters and developing it matters. Not this garbage that honestly feels like it's computer generated and then with a few minor adjustments it's marketed as game. You need to beat the game and save money for awhile to place saints tower. All missions are done so there is only doing the obserd over the top things like killing yourself bouncing off buildings and calling and starting wars like a band of morons now so who wants to continue now? It's anticlimactic at it's best. You have worked so hard this week and bit your tongue at the foolish design of our game and your reward is to show you what you should have been able to earn awhile ago. Doesn't matter when your objective is to take people's hard earned money for a garbage game and run like bandits to repeat the process. This game has zero replayability and no way with it's current leadership to make a great game. It's almost like developers have this secret agreement to make games using the least amount of money and talent; and then seeing how much they can charge for it or how long gamers will tolerate it.
Review of Saints Row
