I've gone cinematic dumpster-diving with the likes of W. A. V. E., Brain Damage and Pendulum often enough that I figured my days of having any singular "worst movie ever" were long gone, replaced with a tie of multiple films so awful that the notion of actually choosing between them is kind of ridiculous. This film may have proved me wrong.
While quality-wise this is just one more on the trash heap, it was far harder to sit through than anything I can remember. At least 8 days it took me to get through 75 excruciating minutes. Plus, it has the distinction of having the worst performance I've ever heard...the narrator. His line reads are so off-the-mark that any random 5 year old would've emoted better, just by accident. Three guesses how most of the "plot" is delivered in this film. Yikes.
One star is way too much but this site doesn't allow zeroes. Watching this would definitely change their minds on that policy.
And if this review should pique the interest of bad movie buffs, be warned. I love terrible movies but 'Class of Nuke 'em High 2' this is not. None of this is fun, none of this is funny. It's simply an endurance test and I'd rather spend an entire day in the waiting room of the DMV than subject myself to it again.
While quality-wise this is just one more on the trash heap, it was far harder to sit through than anything I can remember. At least 8 days it took me to get through 75 excruciating minutes. Plus, it has the distinction of having the worst performance I've ever heard...the narrator. His line reads are so off-the-mark that any random 5 year old would've emoted better, just by accident. Three guesses how most of the "plot" is delivered in this film. Yikes.
One star is way too much but this site doesn't allow zeroes. Watching this would definitely change their minds on that policy.
And if this review should pique the interest of bad movie buffs, be warned. I love terrible movies but 'Class of Nuke 'em High 2' this is not. None of this is fun, none of this is funny. It's simply an endurance test and I'd rather spend an entire day in the waiting room of the DMV than subject myself to it again.