Constellation (2024)
Brain dead, Science Fiction ridiculousness 1/10
23 February 2024
It takes a lot for me to rate something at 1/10 which I reserve for shows or movies that are literally unwatchable.

Well, Constellation is worse than unwatchable because you actually watch it for a while in hope that it is not as stupid as it seems at first. This show wasted 2 hours of my time before I threw in the towel.

Ghosts, hallucations, people with massive bad judgement? When a movie or TV show relies on it's characters being dumber than rocks, it's time to stop wasting your time with it.

Usually Jonathan Banks and Noomi Rapace have good judgement about what projects to associate themselves with, but certainly not here.

They throw pointless unbelievable hurdles in front of the characters to draw out what they nust suppose is suspense but it is just irritation.

They must have thrown a lot of money away on this brain dead story. There were some pretty good effects.

One silly example of how they got the science wrong is that there is a scene where a space capsule is re-entering the earth's atmosphere. To heighten the drama they film it as though it is taking off and there is massive acceleration force on the astronaut - but that is on take-off where a rocket has to accelerate to get away from Earth's gravity - not on re-entry which is more like a jetliner landing - it gets bumpy, but it does not keep you from operating the controls.

Nothing is working on the ISS, International Space Station, and of course communications are down. Everyone is hallucinatings.

Did they not read the story before they decided to make this movie?

Total waste of time for everyone. Rated 1/10.
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