Review of Damaged

Damaged (2014 TV Movie)
2/10
Good grief
4 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
This is, in fairly broad terms, an urban paranoia/psychological thriller featuring a hugely cunning and resourceful high school student seeking revenge on a hapless teacher.

The overriding feature of this movie is the ability of Sam, the teacher, to make bad decisions. If it's possible for him to make a bad decision, he makes a bad decision. If it's impossible for him to make a bad decision, he still makes a bad decision. Even if no decisions are involved at all, he manages to make a bad - nay, even more diastrously bad than usual - decision. This guy takes stupid to a level seldom seen before on screen. We sat there open mouthed at the non-stop stupidity on display until we realised that this guy was never going to make a not-stupid decision. Then we had a contest, trying to predict the bad decisions before he made them. We fell short much of the time, but we had a LOT of laughs in the process.

To compound the felony, Sam is played by Chris Klein, a good looking man whose American Pie performance got by on two expressions - "I'm cheerful," and "Duh, what's going on?" The latter is used her to excess, joined at the end when the you-know-what hits the fan by expression number 3, "Someone just broke wind, and it's a bad one."

Also, Sam approaches plumbing work with a hammer. When water unsurprisingly sprays everywhere, his reaction is, "Perhaps we should call a plumber." Stupd, stupid, stupid.

This is not a good film, but we did get laughter from it for all the wrong reasons.
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