Take a moment to relax and free your mind. That's it. Easy does it. Think only peaceful thoughts.
Now start the brain a-working. Think of the very very very worst movie you can. One you saw a long time ago but still wish you could get that time back today. In fact, you think about that movie several times a day because it was so bad.
Well whatever that movie is, it doesn't come close to how bad this one is. Honestly. There is nothing to recommend. We should be able to give this movie negative stars. It's THAT bad.
It's an assembly of C-list actors who can't get work reading lines interspersed with very hot chicks in micro bikinis.
And who'd think hot chicks in micro bikinis could be boring? It's horrible.
Now start the brain a-working. Think of the very very very worst movie you can. One you saw a long time ago but still wish you could get that time back today. In fact, you think about that movie several times a day because it was so bad.
Well whatever that movie is, it doesn't come close to how bad this one is. Honestly. There is nothing to recommend. We should be able to give this movie negative stars. It's THAT bad.
It's an assembly of C-list actors who can't get work reading lines interspersed with very hot chicks in micro bikinis.
And who'd think hot chicks in micro bikinis could be boring? It's horrible.