I am legit convinced that whoever made this atrocity was dared to make the worse film in history. Usually I rate a film based on (emotions, action, character development, voice acting, animation/effects, and enjoyability). But this film made new standards I didn't know existed and failed miserably at all of them
I'm legit just flabbergasted how mind-bogglingly awful the animation is. It looks significantly worse than any CGI films 20 YEARS before this film. It has godly amount of animation errors visible that it just hurts your eyes. The worst part is, the budget was 65 million dollars. You can actually do a ton with that amount of money. For example Shrek had 60 million and became iconic, Over the hedge had around the same and some of the shots still look great. But how in earth did this cost 65 million dollars and there isn't even any expensive people in it at all. Did it cost like 30 mil to render it or something?
If I was ever put into a position of main-director for any animated film, I would try to make the settings unique and have great shots but never in the universe I would never think of making it happen inside A BOX IN A STORE. I'm confident any sane human will never think of that idea at all so that's why I think this was meant to be the worst film of all time
Why are there anthropomorphic animals, humans, humanized maple syrup, toys, monsters existing in the SAME VERSE. Like you could have at least make all of them animals or make only humans but it has characters from 200 types of stuff. All they do is move like people on steroids and have like 1 line. Also why were all the soldiers WW1 German soldiers, just why?
Not to mention this film logically, physically, mathematically makes 0 sense. They have cartoon physics in an film with an animation that looks like it was animated by 5 year old's and rendered for 2 seconds. This effective combo makes for god awful sequences that makes you want to rip your eyes out
Why in god's name is a dog in love with a human with cat ears? He seems to be obsessed with the cat human so he will stay loyal right? Nope, he tries to kiss the main antagonist and dares to say "I missed you" when she sees the cat human. They're are all like "Brand x is taking over" but absolutely 0 scene of any of that is even mentioned here. Also can you guys put the weasel into eternity of rotting?
And finally, the horrendous voice acting. I might say something very shocking but Dex and Dan's voice acting was actually not awful. Although Dex's voice actor sounded like he recorded all of it in 1 recording. He and Dan's character interactions was the ONLY part of the entire film that was just meh rather than pure torture. Anyway any of the voice actors besides them sound very high ngl. Probably because no one wanted to even make an appearance in the film that they had no other choice but to hired genuinely dumb people
Overall this is leagues worse than any of my previous worst films. Like now I appreciate Illumination's catalogue or the Boss Baby because even if they were awful, was still miles ahead of whatever this was
Rating: 1.0/10, easily the worst film I've seen and I need to watch Kung Fu Panda 2 again to refresh my brain.
I'm legit just flabbergasted how mind-bogglingly awful the animation is. It looks significantly worse than any CGI films 20 YEARS before this film. It has godly amount of animation errors visible that it just hurts your eyes. The worst part is, the budget was 65 million dollars. You can actually do a ton with that amount of money. For example Shrek had 60 million and became iconic, Over the hedge had around the same and some of the shots still look great. But how in earth did this cost 65 million dollars and there isn't even any expensive people in it at all. Did it cost like 30 mil to render it or something?
If I was ever put into a position of main-director for any animated film, I would try to make the settings unique and have great shots but never in the universe I would never think of making it happen inside A BOX IN A STORE. I'm confident any sane human will never think of that idea at all so that's why I think this was meant to be the worst film of all time
Why are there anthropomorphic animals, humans, humanized maple syrup, toys, monsters existing in the SAME VERSE. Like you could have at least make all of them animals or make only humans but it has characters from 200 types of stuff. All they do is move like people on steroids and have like 1 line. Also why were all the soldiers WW1 German soldiers, just why?
Not to mention this film logically, physically, mathematically makes 0 sense. They have cartoon physics in an film with an animation that looks like it was animated by 5 year old's and rendered for 2 seconds. This effective combo makes for god awful sequences that makes you want to rip your eyes out
Why in god's name is a dog in love with a human with cat ears? He seems to be obsessed with the cat human so he will stay loyal right? Nope, he tries to kiss the main antagonist and dares to say "I missed you" when she sees the cat human. They're are all like "Brand x is taking over" but absolutely 0 scene of any of that is even mentioned here. Also can you guys put the weasel into eternity of rotting?
And finally, the horrendous voice acting. I might say something very shocking but Dex and Dan's voice acting was actually not awful. Although Dex's voice actor sounded like he recorded all of it in 1 recording. He and Dan's character interactions was the ONLY part of the entire film that was just meh rather than pure torture. Anyway any of the voice actors besides them sound very high ngl. Probably because no one wanted to even make an appearance in the film that they had no other choice but to hired genuinely dumb people
Overall this is leagues worse than any of my previous worst films. Like now I appreciate Illumination's catalogue or the Boss Baby because even if they were awful, was still miles ahead of whatever this was
Rating: 1.0/10, easily the worst film I've seen and I need to watch Kung Fu Panda 2 again to refresh my brain.