What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Akiko Wakabayashi: Suki Yaki

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Quotes 

• Suki Yaki : I managed to find a woman's dress but I couldn't find a stitch of underwear.

  Phil Moscowitz : No underwear, huh? I find that very interesting.

  Suki Yaki : Don't excite yourself. I never sleep with a man who owns a dress.

  Phil Moscowitz : Me neither. I feel the same way.

• Suki Yaki : I'm such a great piece!

  Teri Yaki : I wish Phil would get here. It's getting awfully late.

  Suki Yaki : [Running to answer a knock at the door]  It's Phil, bringing the promise of joy and fulfillment in its most primitive form!

  Teri Yaki : I hope he brought the vibrator.

• Shepherd Wong : You want egg salad, I'll give you egg salad! Did you bring the mayonnaise?

  Suki Yaki : Mayonnaise?

  Shepherd Wong : I told you to take a jar!

  Suki Yaki : Boy is he weird.

  Shepherd Wong : Oh, nevermind. If there's none on board, forget it. We'll use Miracle Whip. Heee-yee-hee-hee-ha-ha!

• Phil Moscowitz : Would you like a drink? Would you like to take another bath? Would you like to see my collection of off-color, Italian hand gestures? Could I interest you in a naked picture of Hugh Hefner?

  Suki Yaki : I never saw anyone who thought of sex so much. You know, you're kinda cute in your own way. I could really fall for you.

  Phil Moscowitz : Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod.

• Suki Yaki : Who arranged my escape?

  Phil Moscowitz : Have you no idea?

  Suki Yaki : I had an idea it was the Mormon Tabernacle Choir... but they have no motive.

• Phil Moscowitz : That's a very unusual pin you're wearing.

  Suki Yaki : If I remove it, one of my parts falls off.