Major League (1989)

Peter Vuckovich: Haywood

Quotes 

• Heywood : [Hayes has just reached on an infield single]  You really knocked the crap out of that one.

  Willie Mays Hayes : Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this.

  [shows Heywood his black gloves] 

  Willie Mays Hayes : I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

  Heywood : My ass.

  Harry Doyle : [Hayes takes his lead off first base]  We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.

  Heywood : Real hard to steal second with your shoe untied.

  Harry Doyle : [Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher]  Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

• Heywood : Going somewhere, meat?

  Willie Mays Hayes : About 90 feet.

• Heywood : How's your wife and my kids?

• Harry Doyle : [after Vaughn accidentally hits Coleman of the Yankees]  Uh, oh.

  Lou Brown : Interesting.

  Harry Doyle : [Seeing the Umpire throw out Vaughn]  'Bout time it's Eight nothing.

  Umpire : You, you're gone.

  Rick Vaughn : What?

  Umpire : You hear me, you're gone.

  Rick Vaughn : He was on top of the plate.

  Heywood : Oh, c'mon that's horseshit.

  Lou Brown : [to Pepper]  I think you can get him out of there.

  Rick Vaughn : The ball slipped out of my hand, it was an accident.

  Umpire : You threw at him intentionally.

  Rick Vaughn : Oh, kiss my ass.

  Umpire : Get out of here.

  Rick Vaughn : You're full of shit, fuck you!

  Umpire : Get out of here, rookie.

  Rick Vaughn : Hey, why don't you blow me, ump?

• Heywood : Hey Taylor, what are you doing back up here?

  Jake Taylor : Ah couldn't cut it in the Mexican League

  Heywood : How's your wife and my kids?