White Men Can't Jump (1992)

Kadeem Hardison: Junior

Quotes 

• Sidney Deane : [insulting Billy]  Doesn't this guy look like one of those motherfuckers from The Brady Bunch?

  Junior : Yeah! He looks like Cindy!

  [sings, insulting Billy] 

  Junior : The youngest one in curls...

• Junior : [while on the Venice Beach basketball courts]  Your mother's so poor I saw her kicking cans and I asked her what she was doing she said "moving"

  George : Your mother's so old she used to drive chariots to high school

  Junior : Your mother's so fat when she fell over, broke her leg and gravy poured out

  George : I told your mother to act her age and the bitch dropped dead

• Junior : [while on the Venice Beach basketball courts, expecting Sydney is going to win a bet against Billy]  We goin' Sizzler, we goin' Sizzler...

• Sidney Deane : [while on the Venice Beach basketball courts]  Loan me a twenty

  Junior : Come on Sid, do I look like Bank of America?

  Sidney Deane : You think I'm going to lose this money to this white boy?

  Junior : You better not lose my money to this white boy he's a visitor we're the home team baby

  Sidney Deane : This here is a black thing, so give me twenty dollars so I can run this shit

  Junior : We're going to at Sizzlers?

  Sidney Deane : Damn right