Dick and Tommy go into business and buy shares. Sally feels her position as the toughest chick is threatened by Janice, the new, tough and strong rookie cop.
Don and a few colleagues settle in the Solomons' house because they suspect there's a video pirate in the neighborhood. Dick wants to know what it's like to be young.
Sally thinks Alissa wants to dump Tommy, Harry wants to ask Janice out and the Big Giant Head (visiting Earth once again) admits his marriage is troubled.