Mitch and Anne (Jacques Insermini & Emmanuelle Parèze) enjoy picking up young women on the beach to have threesomes at their mansion during the weekend. First they spend all day on the beach picking out a target, then Anne introduces herself to their guinea pig and tries her out on Monday when Mitch is at the office. Their main squeeze for the duration of this film is Beatrice (Chantal Naura aka Chantal Nora). Anne and Beatrice hit it off and start taking pictures of each other while still at the beach. If this were a contemporary flick, they would be sending these pictures to Anne's better half immediately, but since it was made in 1976, he has to spend his time fantasizing about Beatrice on his own and taking it out (verbaly) on an old lady at work. Also at the office for no particular reason are two of Mitch's former conquests, one of whom is the shamefully underused (as in no sex scenes) Martine Grimaud.
In one of those typical plot twists that can only happen in this genre, Mitch welcomes a new female boarder into the spare room. Then two slutty twins (Catherine and Marie-Pierre Castel) arrive wearing rather preposterous platinum blonde wigs to have a private party with our main man. It is obvious by now that he has a thing for blonde's. And yes, you guessed it, the new boarder also joins in to make it a foursome. Meanwhile Anne and Beatrice are still out and about and find time for some lesbian love in the park. However, the much anticipated meeting between the main three characters gets postponed by Mitch because he's picked up yet another platinum blonde. What is it about this guy? He's old, ugly, out of shape and has an unpleasant personality. Still, the women keep throwing themselves at him. In fact, he's the only male 'performer' in the entire film, if you catch my drift.
So, the two ladies end up watching a bit of 'La Foire Aux Sexes' at an adult cinema before sneaking into the bathroom with a dildo. Meanwhile, its Anne's hubbies turn to visit the forest with his white haired lady friend (the day to night ratio is only slight less screwed up than in an Ed Wood production). When Mitch finally arrives back home after his motorcycle trip, he naturally finds Anne and Beatrice ready and waiting for him in the bathroom. A instructs B exactly how she should pleasure 'their' husband, barking orders to the younger female all the way. After this the proceedings turn into one long montage of threesomes in and around the pool of the mansion over the weekend. The girls wear nothing more than imitation Hawaiian flower leis and there are several great big close-up of the old fat man's member in rest. For a coda, the trio goes off to fish on the beach when Beatrice's boyfriend (Stephane Bruno) suddenly shows up to fetch her. Very convenient for the older couple, as the moment Beatrice is gone, they spy their next blond victim sunbathing in a deckchair. It's a miracle they never made a sequel.
6 out of 10
In one of those typical plot twists that can only happen in this genre, Mitch welcomes a new female boarder into the spare room. Then two slutty twins (Catherine and Marie-Pierre Castel) arrive wearing rather preposterous platinum blonde wigs to have a private party with our main man. It is obvious by now that he has a thing for blonde's. And yes, you guessed it, the new boarder also joins in to make it a foursome. Meanwhile Anne and Beatrice are still out and about and find time for some lesbian love in the park. However, the much anticipated meeting between the main three characters gets postponed by Mitch because he's picked up yet another platinum blonde. What is it about this guy? He's old, ugly, out of shape and has an unpleasant personality. Still, the women keep throwing themselves at him. In fact, he's the only male 'performer' in the entire film, if you catch my drift.
So, the two ladies end up watching a bit of 'La Foire Aux Sexes' at an adult cinema before sneaking into the bathroom with a dildo. Meanwhile, its Anne's hubbies turn to visit the forest with his white haired lady friend (the day to night ratio is only slight less screwed up than in an Ed Wood production). When Mitch finally arrives back home after his motorcycle trip, he naturally finds Anne and Beatrice ready and waiting for him in the bathroom. A instructs B exactly how she should pleasure 'their' husband, barking orders to the younger female all the way. After this the proceedings turn into one long montage of threesomes in and around the pool of the mansion over the weekend. The girls wear nothing more than imitation Hawaiian flower leis and there are several great big close-up of the old fat man's member in rest. For a coda, the trio goes off to fish on the beach when Beatrice's boyfriend (Stephane Bruno) suddenly shows up to fetch her. Very convenient for the older couple, as the moment Beatrice is gone, they spy their next blond victim sunbathing in a deckchair. It's a miracle they never made a sequel.
6 out of 10