Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2004)

Steve Martin: Steve Martin

Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : [one of the outtakes]  And you were a cheerleader.

  Steve Martin : I was, in high school.

  Jiminy Glick : [effeminate tone]  Yoo-hoo!

  [normal voice] 

  Jiminy Glick : Ha ha! Everyone must've stared at ya! Talk about bein' gay!

  [Steve cracks up] 

  Jiminy Glick : What was that about? Why wouldn't you join the team, like normal fellas? Why would you wanna get the pom-poms and go and be like a big silly "Yoo-hoo!"?

• Jiminy Glick : Let's talk about communists.

  Steve Martin : In Hollywood?

  Jiminy Glick : In Hollywood. Are they still "pulling the strings"? You read this, that they're pulling the strings. How does Steve Martin feel about such things that I just said?

  Steve Martin : There's a lot of communism in Hollywood, a lot of people are communists.

  Jiminy Glick : No! To this day?

  Steve Martin : Yes, a lot of...

  Jiminy Glick : Operating the studios?

  Steve Martin : Yes they are.

  Jiminy Glick : Running the town?

  Steve Martin : But I would never, uh, y'know, name names.

  Jiminy Glick : You wouldn't name names?

  Steve Martin : No, I would not name names.

  Jiminy Glick : Like if I said Meg Ryan...

  Steve Martin : Communist. Yeah. Absolutely.

  Jiminy Glick : Meg Ryan is a communist?

  Steve Martin : Exactly.

  Jiminy Glick : "The girl next door" is the "red girl next door"?

  Steve Martin : Absolutely.

  Jiminy Glick : Oh, that's stunning.

  Steve Martin : Tom Hanks.

  Jiminy Glick : [astonished]  Tom Hanks!

  Steve Martin : Uma Thurman.

  Jiminy Glick : I knew that. That I've heard. I've heard that.