One Tree Hill (2003–2012)
Hilarie Burton Morgan: Peyton Sawyer, Peyton Scott
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Quotes
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Peyton : Go Brooke yourself.
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Brooke : [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton : She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke : And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke : Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Peyton : See what?
Brooke : He just gave her the nod!
Peyton : What nod?
Brooke : The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
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Peyton : What are you still doing here?
Haley James : [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton : Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke : [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke : This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton : What the hell is this?
College Guy : She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke : Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke : Hey what's your name?
Haley James : HALEY...
Brooke : Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton : Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley James : I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton : It just left...
Brooke : That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley James : Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke : Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton : Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke : [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
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[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton : Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke : Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James : [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke : Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley James : [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke : Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton : I'll go with you.
Peyton : What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke : Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James : You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke : Come on, you guys, I'm scared!
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Brooke : [walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.
Peyton : And why is bitch being a Brooke?
Brooke : Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!
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Brooke : You asked me earlier today if I love Lucas, and I have your answer. But you don't deserve to hear it.
Peyton : Brooke.
Brooke : No. I want you to understand something. As far as I'm concerned, this friendship is over. And if we never speak again for the rest of our lives, that'll be fine. I gave you a second chance, Peyton. And you blew it.
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Brooke , Peyton , Rachel Gatina : [In unison, after a rude nurse finally helps Haley at the hospital] Bitch!/ Slut!/ Whore!
Bevin Mirskey : Thank you!
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Nathan Scott : Trust me, you're better off anyways. Love sucks.
Peyton : Nathan...
Nathan Scott : No. Think about it. Dan and Karen. You and Lucas. Me and Haley. You got it right, Peyton. People always leave.
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Nathan Scott : [hands picture to Peyton] This is us at the beginning of the year. You were never happier.
Peyton : [smiles] You were never hornier.
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Peyton : As a matter of fact, it's half-past the crazy bitch so leave me alone!
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Peyton : ok, I am not arguing with you!
Peyton's subconscience : Oh, come on, Peyton that's what we do, OK? We have these inner conversations daily! Am I gonna look stupid? Am I pretty enough? Did Jake just want to get in my pants? Should Lucas be with me, instead of Brooke?
Peyton : No, OK you're wrong. Lucas and I are just friends and Jake loved me.
Peyton's subconscience : Whatever you say, cheerleader... whine, whine, mope, mope, always the victim! My mom died, Jake left, Ellie lied! Boo hoo.
Peyton : You really are a bitch, you know that?
Peyton's subconscience : I'm not the one who sent Ellie away. People always leave or Peyton always drives them away.
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Ellie Hart : It's an article I wrote.
Peyton : For what, Lying Bitch Monthly?
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Peyton : [at the Boy Toy Charity Date Auction] This is fun. So who's next?
Haley James : [reads program] Oh, no...
Other Female Bidders : [in unison] Tim.
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Peyton : Are you not helping me move you because it brings back bad memories or because you're a lazy pile of crap?