Drawn Together (2004–2007)
Jack Plotnick: Xandir P Whifflebottom
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Xandir : I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
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Xandir : Why is it whenever something isn't working, your first impulse is to eat it?
Xandir : [Flashback - Toot is eating the TV] TOOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Toot Braunstein : I couldn't find the Remote.
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Xandir : [about to cry] Strong Xandir, strong Xandir.
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Xandir : Grapes are fun.
[giggles]
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Xandir : [while holding Ling-Ling] Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Xandir : Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.
[Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot]
Toot Braunstein : Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Toot Braunstein : No, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor]
Wooldoor Sockbat : Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Wooldoor Sockbat : Oh, no, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]
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Xandir : You used to care about me!
Captain Hero : What?
Xandir : You used to say I was pretty!
Captain Hero : No, I didn't!
Xandir : You used to dress up for me!
Captain Hero : Only that one time!
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Princess Clara : [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.
Xandir : Let's open a hair salon!
Foxxy Love : OOOH, we could shine shoes!
Ling-Ling : I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!
Toot Braunstein : LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!
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Xandir : I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
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[Xandir tells Toot how to make herself throw up and Toot makes a comment about having her fingers in Pepe Le Pew]
Xandir : You were with Pepe Le Pew? You MINX...
Toot Braunstein : Not *the* Pepe LePew... *MY* Pepe Le Pew!
