Drawn Together (2004–2007)

James Arnold Taylor: The Producer, Wooldoor Sockbat, Bob the Cucumber, Genie, Larry the Tomato

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Quotes 

• Wooldoor Sockbat : If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.

  [cocks a sniper rifle] 

• Captain Hero : Hey, pig! Great news!

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!

  Captain Hero : Are you defecating into a cantalope?

  Spanky Ham : [farts]  Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.

• Xandir : [while holding Ling-Ling]  Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?

  [Ling-Ling perks up and nods] 

  Xandir : Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.

  [Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot] 

  Toot Braunstein : Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?

  [Ling-Ling perks up] 

  Toot Braunstein : No, it's a tumor!

  [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?

  [Ling-Ling perks up] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Oh, no, it's a tumor!

  [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off] 

• Wooldoor Sockbat : So God killed everyone... the good guys... the bad guys... and even Steve from Long Island... but not me. And I know why. With everyone else gone, I can finally enjoy masturbating the way he intended: by myself.

• Captain Hero : Don't make me kick your ass!

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Don't make me suck your cock!

  Captain Hero : Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Don't make me suck your cock!

• Wooldoor Sockbat : Holy crap! I'm supposed to be in the Witness Protection Program!