Drawn Together (2004–2007)
Abbey McBride: Ling-Ling
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Quotes
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Ling-Ling : I use your skull for sex, and a decorative bird house.
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Ling-Ling : Ling-Ling is no pet! Ling-Ling here to kill, and to give children seizures!
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Ling-Ling : Say my name bitch!
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Ling-Ling : That'll do pig. That'll do.
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Ling-Ling : [upon encountering a three headed acid spitting needle monster] Ling Ling pray for battle since Ling Ling first enter house! L. Ron Hubbard has finally answered!
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Ling-Ling : [disappointed sigh] Ah, Mitsubishi.
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Ling-Ling : Ling Ling wake up inside land whale. Nothing to do. Only sex with chicken.
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Princess Clara : [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.
Xandir : Let's open a hair salon!
Foxxy Love : OOOH, we could shine shoes!
Ling-Ling : I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!
Toot Braunstein : LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!
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Ling-Ling : Say my name, bitch!
