Where do I start with this complete lack of sense? I rented this from the Blockbuster on a bored Wed night. Took this home, popped it in, and wished I shot myself in the face instead.
This movie is about three guys that are wanted, that take a guy who is a robber hostage. Uh what? For one thing the guy thats takin hostage is about 100 feet taller than the small whiney white boy with the gun. Anyways after they sit in the house for over an hour arguing and yelling the 3 guys decide to just, leave. Well first they had to wait for one of the guys girlfriend to bring the getaway car.... Why the wouldn't just steal the car that is already at that house instead is way beyond me. This movie made no sense at all, there are guns fired yet no bullet holes anywhere. Someone hides behind a couch, is shot at, where the bullets go is beyond me. They must have vanished and gone to no where much like the acting, directing, writing, lighting, (this movie was lit like a bad porn) I think my fav part of this entire movie, is the bad guys are leaving, and taking the lead guys girlfriend with as a hostage. But before he can run out his front door to save him, he has to get changed into his robber gear, his mask and his gun first. Seriously, he has the time to stop, get changed, get his gun, in the amount of time it takes the bad guys to get from the front door to the car. And then, in a classic moment, the mystery bullets flying HE HIDES BEHIND A 2 FOOT TALL CACTUS. Because as we all know, Cactus are bulletproof.
I looked up this Chris Rogers and realized I have seen ANOTHER movie by him that is equally bad called Hoop Soldiers. Seriously this man needs to stop making movies and whoever keeps putting his movies out on DVD needs to be shot.
This part is no joke, I did not return this movie to Blockbuster, I paid to own it, then I took it and broke it and threw it away, so no one else would ever rent this and have to sit through the pain of watching this horribly lit and edited pain to the eyes to watch movie.
Chris Rogers. Stop. Thank you.
This movie is about three guys that are wanted, that take a guy who is a robber hostage. Uh what? For one thing the guy thats takin hostage is about 100 feet taller than the small whiney white boy with the gun. Anyways after they sit in the house for over an hour arguing and yelling the 3 guys decide to just, leave. Well first they had to wait for one of the guys girlfriend to bring the getaway car.... Why the wouldn't just steal the car that is already at that house instead is way beyond me. This movie made no sense at all, there are guns fired yet no bullet holes anywhere. Someone hides behind a couch, is shot at, where the bullets go is beyond me. They must have vanished and gone to no where much like the acting, directing, writing, lighting, (this movie was lit like a bad porn) I think my fav part of this entire movie, is the bad guys are leaving, and taking the lead guys girlfriend with as a hostage. But before he can run out his front door to save him, he has to get changed into his robber gear, his mask and his gun first. Seriously, he has the time to stop, get changed, get his gun, in the amount of time it takes the bad guys to get from the front door to the car. And then, in a classic moment, the mystery bullets flying HE HIDES BEHIND A 2 FOOT TALL CACTUS. Because as we all know, Cactus are bulletproof.
I looked up this Chris Rogers and realized I have seen ANOTHER movie by him that is equally bad called Hoop Soldiers. Seriously this man needs to stop making movies and whoever keeps putting his movies out on DVD needs to be shot.
This part is no joke, I did not return this movie to Blockbuster, I paid to own it, then I took it and broke it and threw it away, so no one else would ever rent this and have to sit through the pain of watching this horribly lit and edited pain to the eyes to watch movie.
Chris Rogers. Stop. Thank you.
