Hard Luck (2006 Video)

James Hiroyuki Liao: Chang

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• Chang : Love is when you and all the fucked-up shit you ever did in your life and the fucked-up shit that you're probably gonna do in your life and every little thing that you could possibly think that would embarrass the living shit out of you on any day of the week to any other person on the face of the universe but to this one special woman. She takes it all. And she kisses the feet you walk on without judgment, without anything. Someone that you know that you can shit, fuck, piss, crap, cry. All of that, you know. That's what love is, now. You know, or kind of like going on an odyssey. Know what I mean? It's like a fantasy voyage or something, you know? And, like, I'm like James T. Kirk and she's like Princess Leia or something, I don't know. And, like, we're going where no couple has ever gone before.

• Cass : All the tsunamis, earthquakes, floods. Man is a virus and God is finished with us.

  Chang : Bullshit. We're the ones raising temperatures with greenhouse gases, not God. That's why we got more category-five hurricanes now.

  Cass : It's so much bigger than that, babe.

• Chang : Babe, I'll tell you what. You can fuck her first.

  Cass : Really? Flip for it?

  Chang : No. I'm in a watching kind of mood.

• Chang : How you doing, black? What's up, man? What's going on? Oh, oh, you looking undercover. Why? Why? Why? Don't you know what time it is, bro? Do these people - I don't think you know what time it is! Don't you know what time it is, motherfuckers? It's showtime, motherfuckers!

• Chang : Ignore him, babe.

  Lucky : Yeah, yeah. Why don't you let Bruce Lee Light call all the shots?

  Cass : Do not provoke me.