Bonanza (TV Series)
The Tax Collector (1961)
Michael Landon: Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright
Quotes
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Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright : Well Hoss, are you gonna tell us or not? Who cut your lip for you?
Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright : I done told ya, I ran into a broom.
Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright : Mm... I just wondered who threw it. Oh, and that uh... that little scratch you got there on your cheek.
Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright : Cut myself shaving, and that's the truth.
Ben Cartwright : Look, Hoss, if you did have a fight...
Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright : Pa, it wasn't no fight... But if you sak me, there's one member of this family looking for a fight right now.
Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright : I'm sorry. I'm just worrying about you, that's all.
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Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright : I better win or you'll be out 1720 dollars.
Ben Cartwright : No. We'll be out 1720 dollars. You have half the bet.
Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright : [to horse] You better win this one, Skinny.