Dinosaurs (TV Series)

License to Parent (1992)

Kevin Clash: Baby Sinclair

Quotes 

• Baby Sinclair : [squirming in his high chair]  My diaper's itching. I think I'll... take it off.

  Earl Sinclair : [looking up from his parent's manual]  Don't you dare!

• [last lines] 

  [as the credits roll] 

  Narrator : For violating the parent code and displaying severe emotional instability, Officer Bettleheim was suspended from the Parent Patrol. He will be allowed to return to duty when he has thought good and hard about what he has done. For scratching his father's brand new car, Robert Mark Sinclair was grounded for six to ten years. He is currently serving his sentence in his room. And finally, Baby Sinclair was found guilty on 22 counts of assault with a frying pan.

  Baby Sinclair : [angry]  I was framed!

• Fran Sinclair : [They are driving to the doctor's office]  How about a cupcake?

  Baby Sinclair : Ooh, cupcake.

  Earl Sinclair : [driving]  You're giving a kid a cupcake in a new car? What are you thinking about?

  Fran Sinclair : Him. He gets a little nervous whenever I take him to the pediatrician so I'm trying to make the whole experience a little more positive. It's called parenting, Earl.

  Earl Sinclair : Oh, please. I've been parenting for 15 years, nobody has to tell me how to be a good dad.

  [to Baby] 

  Earl Sinclair : You get one crumb on that seat, and you're crawling home, buster.