Frasier (TV Series)

Mother Load: Part 1 (2002)

Anthony LaPaglia: Simon Moon

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Hey, you better not let Frasier see you wipe your hands on the couch. He's mad enough that you ate that stuff that he puts on his face.

  Simon Moon : I'm telling you, it was marmalade.

• Simon Moon : Don't cry, mum. I really though this junket to America would cheer you up.

  Niles : It still can. Go away.

  [Daphne gives Niles a weird look] 

  Niles : I mean... Get out there, and see the country.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, that is a splendid idea. This land is rich with snow covered mountains, sun kissed beaches... wild, untamed rivers and a-a warm, loving people ready to embrace you. Immerse yourself in the spectacle and the grandeur that are these United States, this... America.

  [an American flag unfurls outside Frasier's window] 

  Niles : How did you do that?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier fumes silently and runs to the door]  Cam Winston!

• Gertrude Moon : Simon Moon, bite your tongue! My baby girl's a virgin. Isn't that so, Daphne?

  Daphne : Of course, Mum.

  Gertrude Moon : It's you that'll have your leg over any filth that moves.

  Simon Moon : I don't care if they're movin'.