Frasier (TV Series)

Mother Load: Part 1 (2002)

Millicent Martin: Gertrude Moon

Quotes 

• Gertrude Moon : Daphne, dear, I finally figured out what's wrong with your outfit: It's made for a smaller woman.

• Gertrude Moon : Niles, be a dear and get me a pillow for my head. Oh, and I wouldn't get too settled in; you'll need to take me home soon so I can take my medicine.

  Niles : I thought I suggested you bring that with you.

  Gertrude Moon : Daphne, dear, aren't you lucky to be dating a man who's always right?

• [Mrs. Moon just announced that her husband left her] 

  Daphne : Oh, Mum, it can't be. I'm sure he just got sidetracked on his way home from the pub.

  Gertrude Moon : Well, I thought that myself for the first week! But, no, he's gone for good.

• Gertrude Moon : Simon Moon, bite your tongue! My baby girl's a virgin. Isn't that so, Daphne?

  Daphne : Of course, Mum.

  Gertrude Moon : It's you that'll have your leg over any filth that moves.

  Simon Moon : I don't care if they're movin'.