Frasier (TV Series)

Mother Load: Part 2 (2002)

Anthony LaPaglia: Simon Moon

Quotes 

• [late at night, Simon has brought a women to Frasier's apartment] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm sorry, miss, but we are not entertaining guests this evening. You'll have to leave.

  Loretta : [to Simon]  Wait - you told me this was your place. You're probably not even the Duke of England.

  Simon Moon : Oh, yeah? Then why do I talk this way?

  Simon Moon : [to Frasier]  Well, you're just a big contraceptive, aren't you?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I've just about had it with you, Simon. You have blown my speakers, you have clogged my jacuzzi, and you have ingested half of my bath products. You are no longer welcome in my home.

  Simon Moon : What, exactly, are you implying?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [shoving Simon through the door]  Get out!

• Simon Moon : I'm not cut out to take care of Mum, she's too demanding. She turned Dad into a shiftless drinker. I can't have her doing that to me!