Futurama (TV Series)

Mother's Day (2000)

Nicole St. John: Electronic Mother's Day Card

Quotes 

• Bender : Ooh, a case of strawberry champagne. Don't mind if I do.

  Electronic Mother's Day Card : No, Comrade Bender. Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie.

  Bender : Say what?

  Electronic Mother's Day Card : In the glorious worker robot paradise, there will be no liquor. Only efficient synthetic fuels.

  Bender : No liquor? Do svidanya, comrade.

  [tears up electronic card] 

• Electronic Mother's Day Card : Come, Comrade Bender, we must take to the streets.

  Bender : Umm, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?

  Electronic Mother's Day Card : No, the kind with looting. And maybe starting a few fires.

  Bender : Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

• Electronic Mother's Day Card : The bourgeouise human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot.

• Electronic Mother's Day Card : Throw off the chains of human oppression!