Futurama (TV Series)
Mother's Day (2000)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Coffee Machine, Garbage Disposal
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Quotes
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Mom : You broke my heart, Hubert.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And you broke mine. Granted, that was four or five hearts ago.
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Amy Wong : But the professor can't walk all the way to the Bronx. How are we going to get there without a hovercar?
Philip J. Fry : Wait. In my time we had a way of moving objects long distances without hovering.
Hermes Conrad : Impossible!
Philip J. Fry : It was called... let me think... It was really famous. Ruth Gordon had one... The wheel.
Turanga Leela : Never heard of it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Show us this "the wheel."
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Philip J. Fry : What happens if the fire goes out?
Hermes Conrad : We'll go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : We can use my new invention. A pointy rock tied to a stick.
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Philip J. Fry : You mean you and mom...
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.
[everyone gasps in disgust]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It's a humiliating story that I hoped never to tell. Well, pull up a chair.
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Mom : What have you been up to all these years?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, inventing, sending delivery crews to their doom, breeding atomic monsters.
Mom : Honestly, Hubert. You and your atomic monsters.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Just the thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet.
Philip J. Fry : Professor, please. The fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with Mom.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall.
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Philip J. Fry : Hey! The tv's getting away!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And now I want to shout our love from the rooftops. Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla...
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Philip J. Fry : We can live without machines. I was in Webelos
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news! There's a report on TV with some bad news.
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Mom : Darling Hubie, I should never have tried to tamper with that cute Q.T. McWhiskers.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, it was silly of me to object. One foot tall, Eight-feet, fifteen-feet, what does it matter?
Mom : You should see the new sixteen-foot models.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Sixteen feet? Go to hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed!
Mom : Filthy toothless nerd bastard!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Damnded she-fossil!
Mom : STINKPIG!
[Mom and Professor Farnsworth passionately kiss]
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, Mom. I've invented a new childrens toy. I call it Q.T. McWhiskers. When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes.
Mom : Wonderful, Hubie. We'll build them eight feet tall and replace the rainbows with neutron lasers. We'll make billions on the intergalactic arms market.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : But things eight-feet tall aren't cute. That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle doll was such a failure.
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Philip J. Fry : Hey, who's this guy?
Robot Janitor : I'm the janitor. Tryin' to take a nap, here.
Philip J. Fry : I'm sorry, I thought you were made of wax.
Robot Janitor : I *am* made of wax, what's it to you?
Philip J. Fry : I mean, I thought you were one of the wax robots.
Robot Janitor : Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that *confuse* you?