Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

My Dinner with Woody (1997)

Woody Allen: Self

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : Maya, Woody Allen again.

  Maya Gallo : Urgh! I told you not to call me until you got help!

  Woody Allen : [on phone]  Uh, I'm holding for Maya Gallo.

  Maya Gallo : Preston, I know it's you! You don't even sound like Woody Allen anymore!

  Woody Allen : Preston? Who-who's Preston? This is Woody Allen. I just called to say that I read your piece and I think that you're a great writer.

  [as Woody talks, Preston appears with a bouquet of flowers; Maya stands aghast as he sees him and realizes she has been talking to the real Woody Allen] 

  Woody Allen : [a.k.a Preston]  Hi.

  Woody Allen : Although, you know, not the best conversationalist.