Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
My Dinner with Woody (1997)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Haven't you ever wanted to have a deep intellectual conversation with someone other than Claudia Schiffer?
Dennis Finch : David Copperfield. I wanna know how that windblown freak got Claudia Schiffer.
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Nina Van Horn : You know whose brain I've always wanted to pick? Gore Vidal.
Maya Gallo : Wow, impressive. Gore Vidal.
Nina Van Horn : Did I say Gore Vidal? I meant Vidal Sassoon.
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Maya Gallo : Very funny, but to quote the real Woody Allen, if you'll excuse me, I'm due back on Planet Earth.
Woody Allen : I love it when women quote me.
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Maya Gallo : Woody, we need to talk.
Woody Allen : Geez. That's what the guys at Orion said when they showed me the grosses for Zelig.
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Woody Allen : [talking to the camera] So that's how it ended. She was a great girl, maybe even the love of my life, but that's the way it goes.
Maya Gallo : What are you doing?
Woody Allen : I did see her one more time.
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Dennis Finch : Maya, Woody Allen again.
Maya Gallo : Urgh! I told you not to call me until you got help!
Woody Allen : [on phone] Uh, I'm holding for Maya Gallo.
Maya Gallo : Preston, I know it's you! You don't even sound like Woody Allen anymore!
Woody Allen : Preston? Who-who's Preston? This is Woody Allen. I just called to say that I read your piece and I think that you're a great writer.
[as Woody talks, Preston appears with a bouquet of flowers; Maya stands aghast as he sees him and realizes she has been talking to the real Woody Allen]
Woody Allen : [a.k.a Preston] Hi.
Woody Allen : Although, you know, not the best conversationalist.
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Maya Gallo : He has the heart of a philosopher.
Elliot DiMauro : Yeah, in a jar on his desk.
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Maya Gallo : [catches "Woody" spying through her window and screams] What are you doing?
Woody Allen : At the moment, I'm having a major heart attack. I haven't heard screaming like that since I told Tony Roberts he couldn't be in Purple Rose of Cairo.
