Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

My Dinner with Woody (1997)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : You should watch out, pal.

  Woody Allen : You better watch out... cause that's a nice shirt and I'm a bleeder.

• Nina Van Horn : Uh-oh. If these are my eye drops, then what did I give Jack?

  [Jack screams] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Minty fresh corneas?

• Elliot DiMauro : Got any gum?

  Nina Van Horn : I have some breath freshener. A lady's always prepared.

  Elliot DiMauro : Yeah, for a sobriety test.

• Maya Gallo : He has the heart of a philosopher.

  Elliot DiMauro : Yeah, in a jar on his desk.