Law & Order (TV Series)
Mayhem (1994)
Chris Noth: Detective Mike Logan
Quotes
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[regarding a case where the wife cut her husband's penis off]
Lt. Anita Van Buren : She might as well have put it through the heart.
Det. Mike Logan : That's not very compassionate.
Lt. Anita Van Buren : What kind of life is this guy gonna have without... you know?
Det. Mike Logan : Maybe he's got some other life-long pursuits.
Lt. Anita Van Buren : Like what? You think he plays the clarinet?
Det. Mike Logan : I hope he plays the clarinet.
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Det. Mike Logan : We're going for a record.
Det. Lennie Briscoe : What scares me is the day's not over yet.
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Det. Mike Logan : [after police find the dismembered penis their suspect tossed in the street] We should stack on littering too.
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Uniform Policeman : [looking for a man's penis his wife cut off] Mike, when we find it, what do I do with it?
Det. Mike Logan : Put it on a leash and walk it over to St. Vincent's Hospital.
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Det. Mike Logan : Drew Washington. Anybody that can tell us about him gets a free pass out of here.
Det. Lennie Briscoe : And everybody else gets to take a trip to the principal's office.
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Lt. Anita Van Buren : After the Bobbitt case, we're going to see a lot of this.
Det. Mike Logan : Yeah, a lot of guys are going to start sleeping with one eye open.
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Det. Mike Logan : No problem, I'm feeding the animals. You got an asprin?