Married... with Children (TV Series)

Flight of the Bumblebee (1995)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• [NO MA'AM is planning to attend a pro wrestling event] 

  Jefferson : Main event featuring 'King Kong' Bundy. Hey, Al, is he a relative of yours?

  Al : No, but we're letting him use Peg's nickname.

• Peggy : Now that is a real man, not some high school football hero who got married and turned to mush.

  Al : Well, I guess it's true what they say: you are what you marry.

• Al : Wait a minute now guys, that's my son we're talking about here. The only one who get's to make fun of him is me... and most women.

• Al : Well we must have gone back in time, because I'm experiencing deja moo.

  Peggy : We're watching the re-broadcast of "Old Man, Older Woman". So much of CBS's audience fell asleep, they're showing it again.

• Al : Well Marcie, I'm afraid you and the Joy Cluck Club are going to have to miss Slipping Denture Theater tonight, because me and the guys are watching wrestling!

• Bud Bundy : That was nasty Natalie. She's the easiest girl in town.

  Al : Bud, if my father had scared away the easiest girl in my town, I never would have gotten married, never would have had you kids, and I'd be upstairs now watching TV in my underwear, the way God intended.