Roseanne (TV Series)

Santa Claus (1991)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Child : [Roseanne is dressed as Santa]  Remember this?

  [indicating the teddy bear he brought with him] 

  Roseanne : Well now, Jason, Santa sees an awful lot of teddy bears.

  Child : You gave it to me last year.

  Roseanne : Well that's because you were such a good boy!

  Child : I hate it! I wrote you a letter asking for a truck.

  Roseanne : Hmmm. Mrs. Claus, come here a minute, please.

  Jackie : [dressed as Mrs. Claus]  Yes, Santa.

  Roseanne : There seems to be some mix up. I never got Jason's letter. Now I want you to get on the phone and find the elf responsible for this, and fire him immediately! He's gone! He's history!

  Jackie : Right away, Santa!

  Roseanne : Happy now, Jason?

  [Jason nods]