Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)
Pal Joey (1998)
George Lowe: Space Ghost
Quotes
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Space Ghost : Moltar, didn't I order you to revoke Joey's security clearance?
Moltar : Get off my back, I'm not your slave.
Space Ghost : Yes you are.
Moltar : I am? Uh, well, what was I supposed to do?
Space Ghost : Never mind, it's too late. The one they call Joey walks among us.
Moltar : He just wants a job.
Space Ghost : That's just what he wants you to think.
Moltar : Well, it's workin'.
[laughs]
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Zorak : Space Ghost!
Space Ghost : What, Zorak?
Zorak : I need a five minute break.
Space Ghost : No breaks! Get back to work!
Zorak : Then I'll need a spit trough.
Space Ghost : Sorry, we're over-budget as it is. My six week "Humor on the Rhine" junket nearly busted us.
Zorak : And how about a piano bench? I've been squattin' for four years!
Space Ghost : Sit down on your own time. I don't pay you to sit.
Zorak : You don't pay me at ALL!
Space Ghost : You'll get what I give you and like it!
[to Michael Moore]
Space Ghost : You see, Mike, here in space, we're all equals. Except for Moltar and Zorak. Isn't that great?
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Michael Moore : [after Space Ghost punches Zorak in the mouth] You are DOWN on him today!
Space Ghost : I'm down on him every day, Mike. He's morally bankrupt.
Michael Moore : He's, he's the glue that holds the show together, here.
Space Ghost : Oh, please.
Michael Moore : The man, he gives and gives and gives for you. On this show.
Space Ghost : It's best not to make nice with Zorak. He'll eat you faster than a Swiss blacksmith at a corkboard convention.
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Michael Moore : So who are your corporate owners, Space Ghost?
Space Ghost : Well, it's complicated, but basically I belong to God.
Michael Moore : Ohh...
Space Ghost : That's right, Mike, God owns me. He speaks to me though his subsidiary, Time-Warner.
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Space Ghost : [getting rid of Joey in his Phantom Cruiser] This could cost me my career.
[pause]
Space Ghost : Way to go, Joey!