Titus (TV Series)
Deprogramming Erin (2001)
David Shatraw: Tommy Shafter
Quotes
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Michael : Erin's coming home with us. You got a problem with that? I'd be more than happy to Duke your Earl!
Christopher Titus : [sarcastically] Oh no, I better protect my Earl!
Tommy Shafter : Yeah, by shamalamming your ding dong!
Michael : He is talking about fighting, right?
Christopher Titus : Probably not.
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[Titus has put Erin in a sack]
Tommy Shafter : I'm letting her out.
Christopher Titus : Go ahead.
Tommy Shafter : OWW!
Christopher Titus : She might bite you.
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Tommy Shafter : [after Erin tries to escape in Ken's truck] You tried to run me over!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Damn right.
Christopher Titus : Yeah, well, I popped the tires! Ha!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Not my truck. Ha!
Ken Titus : That's gonna cost you five hundred bucks. Ha!
Christopher Titus : Well, you left your keys in the car!
Ken Titus : [holding up keys] Ha!
Christopher Titus : [nervous laugh] You hot wired the truck? Nice!