Quotes
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Jay Leno : With this humidity, your janitor here has got something.
Ken Titus : What do you know about it ? You know, your driver is launching cock-eyed. You might want to have a talk with him instead of looking at the headlines for typos.
Jay Leno : Oh, that's very funny. Are you a Nielsen box?
Ken Titus : No.
Jay Leno : Then shut up!
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Christopher Titus : [about his hot rod business tanking] I was desperate, and you laughed in my face!
Ken Titus : Son, the only reason I did that was because... it was so funny!
[Ken cackles with laughter]