Titus (TV Series)

Too Damn Good (2002)

Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : You said I was the worst possible result of an orgasm!

  Ken Titus : You took that as an insult?

• [Ken admits insulting Christopher was his way of showing affection] 

  Ken Titus : It's all good: loser, idiot, worthless turd. If there's no love under that, then that would just make me a drunk old mean bastard, huh?

  Christopher Titus : [happy]  That's what I always thought you were!

  Ken Titus : Well frankly, dumbass, I'm hurt! Screw you!

• Ken Titus : Christopher, Erin wants me to show you some freaking tenderness, so I'm going to pretend you're a woman I'm trying to nail.

  [sits down and puts his arm around Titus] 

  Ken Titus : So, I hear your husband is out of town.

  [looking at Christopher] 

  Ken Titus : I can't do this.

• Christopher Titus : [in the neutral space]  I got it! All fathers have a code.

  [cut to 17 year old Christopher hosing off an overheated car engine] 

  Christopher Titus : [voiceover]  This is what I heard.

  Ken Titus : [grabbing the hose]  You can't fix crap! You don't have the courage. Now quit pissing me off! I can't even look at your face.

  [sprays Christopher with the hose] 

  Christopher Titus : [voiceover]  This is what dad meant.

  [the scene replays] 

  Ken Titus : Hey, you're a fixer! You take crap and you fix it. You got courage, you little pisser. You got something on your face.

  Christopher Titus : Yeah?

  [Ken sprays Christopher with the hose] 

  Christopher Titus : Did you get it?

  Ken Titus : Little more.

  [sprays Christopher again]