Titus (TV Series)

Too Damn Good (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : You said I was the worst possible result of an orgasm!

  Ken Titus : You took that as an insult?

• [Ken admits insulting Christopher was his way of showing affection] 

  Ken Titus : It's all good: loser, idiot, worthless turd. If there's no love under that, then that would just make me a drunk old mean bastard, huh?

  Christopher Titus : [happy]  That's what I always thought you were!

  Ken Titus : Well frankly, dumbass, I'm hurt! Screw you!

• Christopher Titus : [in the neutral space]  I got it! All fathers have a code.

  [cut to 17 year old Christopher hosing off an overheated car engine] 

  Christopher Titus : [voiceover]  This is what I heard.

  Ken Titus : [grabbing the hose]  You can't fix crap! You don't have the courage. Now quit pissing me off! I can't even look at your face.

  [sprays Christopher with the hose] 

  Christopher Titus : [voiceover]  This is what dad meant.

  [the scene replays] 

  Ken Titus : Hey, you're a fixer! You take crap and you fix it. You got courage, you little pisser. You got something on your face.

  Christopher Titus : Yeah?

  [Ken sprays Christopher with the hose] 

  Christopher Titus : Did you get it?

  Ken Titus : Little more.

  [sprays Christopher again] 

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Life, is easy. And if yours isn't, quit whining. Oh, wait. unless you're just a head amd then, you do have it pretty rough. I don't know how you roll out of bed every morning.

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Life, is easy. And if someone is ripping your ass, maybe they're just trying to push you. To the peak of your ability. Until, one day, you reach a level that even you didn't think you were capable of. Stick around those people. 'cos, sometimes, when you think someone's screwing you, they're helping you. And then sometimes, they're just screwing you. Little bastard.