Zoey 101 (TV Series)

Welcome to PCA (2005)

Roark Critchlow: Mr. Brooks

Quotes 

• Dustin Brooks : [opening lines, on road to PCA]  Punch buggy red.

  Mr. Brooks : [punch sound]  Ow!

  Zoey Brooks : [Corrects him]  don't think that was a buggy.

  Dustin Brooks : [Apologizes]  Oh, Sorry dad!

  Mr. Brooks : [Answers]  Yeah, tell that to my bruise!

  Zoey Brooks : [sees the sign]  There it is dad hurry!

  Mr. Brooks : [Gleefully]  Relax we're almost there.

• Dustin Brooks : [to his dad]  Uh, we better pull over gotta pee!

  Zoey Brooks : [Questions him]  Come on Dustin can't you wait? I wanna get there!

  Mr. Brooks : [Explaining]  Zoey calm down, I've never seen you so excited to go to school before!

  Zoey Brooks : [Nervous]  Cause I never went to school with cool dorm rooms, a swimming pool and a beach across the street!

  Mr. Brooks : [Reassuring]  Ya know they also have some of the best teachers in the country.

  Zoey Brooks : [Rolls eyes]  Yeah, whatever, turn turn.

  [starts distracting her dad] 

  Mr. Brooks : [Stops her]  You're gonna make me have an accident.

• Dustin Brooks : [Yelling]  You don't let me outta this car I'm gonna have an accident!

  Mr. Brooks : [Asks]  Ya can't hold it for just five more minutes?

  Dustin Brooks : [Answers]  I've got 20 ounces of water in a 10 ounce bladder. Stop the car!

  Zoey Brooks : [Asks]  What you're gonna go behind a tree?

  Dustin Brooks : [Replies]  Beats my pants!

  Mr. Brooks : [Mr.Brooks pulls the car over, Dustin hops out and proceeds to go on a tree]  So first day in a new boarding school, living on your own, away from home, it's okay to be nervous.

  Zoey Brooks : [Answers]  I'm not nervous. Come on where you this nervous when it was Dustin's first year? I'll be okay.