Futurama (TV Series)

When Aliens Attack (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

Photos 

Quotes 

• Beach Bully : Huh, err, sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks.

  Fry : 50 bucks? Not even if she was my girlfriend. You take her!

  Leela : Fry! Although I suppose we *could* go for a walk along the beach.

  Beach Bully : Uh, no thanks, ma'am, I'm actually gay.

  [runs off, Leela sighs] 

• President McNeal : And now, the man who will lead us in our proud struggle for freedom. Fresh from his bloody triumph over the Pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula: 25 star general Zap Brannigan!

  Leela : Sigh.

  Bender : Hey look, Leela. It's that idiotic windbag you slept with.

  Leela : The Earth is under attack, can't we just forget about that?

  Bender : Evidently not.

• [Fry, Leela, Bender, Zapp Brannigan and his crew are about to go into battle. Zapp walks over to where Leela is sitting and puts his foot on the seat next to her. She folds her arms and is clearly not impressed] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Leela, perhaps before we head into battle you'd like to make love to me, in case one of us doesn't come back.

  Leela : Maybe we should wait 'til afterwards, in case neither of us comes back.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [misunderstanding]  Here's hoping.

  [he salutes her in a very strange way, saluting from his head and blowing a kiss] 

• Fry : I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!

  Leela : [on screen]  Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?

  Fry : Sure, I just like TV better.

  [Imitates laser firing] 

• Leela : [reading the "Single Female Lawyer" script]  Fry, there's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialogue!

  Fry : Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read.

• Leela : You heard the windbag. We've been drafted.