Daria (TV Series)

The Big House (1997)

Paul Williams: Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie

Quotes 

• Jodie Abigail Landon : Hey, Daria. What do you have in the DeMartino pool?

  Daria : I'm not going. I'm grounded.

  Jodie Abigail Landon : [Jodie, Mack and Kevin Laugh]  What did *you* do to get grounded? No offense.

  Daria : None taken, especially since I'm just the victim of a bizarre experiment in parental justice.

  Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : An experiment? On you?

  Daria : Yeah, they deliberately exposed me to jurisprudence.

  Kevin Thompson : Whoa! That's a little twisted.

  Daria : Yeah. The sad part is that these are the people responsible for my genetic makeup.

  [Jodie and Mack laugh; Kevin looks frightened]