Richard Hatch/Ryan Phillippe/Fred Armisen
- Episode aired Sep 7, 2000
- TV-14
- 57m
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: [to Richard Hatch] You know what I love? I tell you, you know what I really love, though? I, for one, I really liked it when you paraded around nude. I did. Usually have to eat grass when I want to puke.
[Richard laughs]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: That's right, deal with it, bitch. Oh yes! No no no no no, I kid, I kid, Hatch, I kid, dear Richard Hatch. Anybody who does it doggy style is cool with me. You know? And my favorite episode was the last episode. It was riveting, but I was a little surprised, I mean, Richard, I thought if anyone could hold onto a big stiff pole for three hours, I figured you'd be the guy!