Family Guy (TV Series)

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Italian Man in Line

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Hi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper.

  John Herbert : Oh, uh, sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel my subscription.

  Chris Griffin : Cancel? But you love this paper.

  John Herbert : Listen, I think you're a real nice guy, but I've just decided to go with another paper.

  [another paperboy rides up] 

  John Herbert : Hello, there, Kyle. You look nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze.

  Kyle : Here's your paper.

  [to Chris] 

  Kyle : What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd.

  John Herbert : Thank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?

  Kyle : Shut up, old man.

  John Herbert : [watching him ride away]  Mmm. What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.

• TV Announcer : We now return to "Cutting in Line in Front of Italians."

  [as a man cuts in line, the Italians behind him all object with stereotypical accents] 

  Italian Man in Line : Hey, Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?

• Chris Griffin : Dad, you can't hit him!

  Randy Fulcher : Yeah. I have M.S.

  Peter Griffin : You hear that, son? He has monkey scrotum and is bragging about it.