Moral Orel (TV Series)

The Lord's Greatest Gift (2006)

Carolyn Lawrence: Orel Puppington

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Quotes 

• Orel : Everyone buried in the cemetery is sinning, Doughy. Like the good Reverend said... Lazarus did not reject Jesus's greatest gift of life but all these people did! They're spitting in God's face.

• Doughy : Hey Orel, want to come over to my house and play?

  Orel : Gee can I, Mom?

  Bloberta Puppington : All right. But don't take any rides from stranger son.

  Orel : Why?

  Clay , Bloberta Puppington : Because you're in your good Sunday suit!

• Clay : Nudity is a horrible thing and should only be committed as a last resort. You know the 11th commandment. Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.

  Orel : Oh, yeah. Those lost Commandments always throw me off.

• Clay : Gee Dad, I'm sorry I goofed up. I was just trying to be good so you could love me more than you do now.

  Clay : Oh Orel, I could never love you more. People only have a certain amount of love in them and I'm afraid I have to divide mine up between at least a dozen people.

  Orel : Oh.

  Clay : But remember, son, I love you enough.

  Orel : I love you enough, too, Dad.

• Orel : [Reading from the Nercronomican to bring the dead back to life]  I conjure thee by the fire of Girra, and by the lights of Shamash. In the name of the Covenant, come and rise before me!

  [Says Satanic Verses] 

  Doughy : That doesn't Sound very Protestant, Oral.

  Orel : Well... At least it's not Catholic